hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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