He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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