The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
"it" just moved
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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