Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
