Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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