Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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