Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Randomize
