He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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