The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
you never un-have a 4some
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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