I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
