Me too!
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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