Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
we made out on top of his cat.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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