The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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