This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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