soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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