i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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