I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
No subtext here. People are naked.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
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