Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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