Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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