she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
We're too hungover to prance.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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