Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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