i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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