In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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