I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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