i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
ok first of all what the fuck
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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