Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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