and next time when you feel me up, do it right
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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