so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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