that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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