Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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