4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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