My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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