My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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