Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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