was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
