i think i have herpe
just one?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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