Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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