We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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