I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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