so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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