Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize
