dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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