D3 body, D1 cock
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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