Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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