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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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