hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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Oh Jesus.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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