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Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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