Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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