And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I am available for nakedness
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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