I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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