Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
Randomize
